Author(s): The BetchesDownload
LOOK, MAYBE YOU’RE A NICE GIRL, but we’re guessing you’re more like us or you probably wouldn’t have picked up this book. Not that we have a problem with girls who are nice people. But being nice is just not the way to get what you want. And this book is about getting what you want. Not in like a finding happiness, giving back to the world, being grateful for what you have sort of way. But in a ruling your world, being the most desired, powerful badass in the room way, so you can come out on top of any situation: guys, career, friends, enemies, whatever. How does a betch make that happen? Here are some highlights: DON’T BE EASY. DON’T BE POOR. DON’T BE UGLY. We didn’t come up with these life lessons. We’re just the ones who wrote it all down. This is not self-help. Self-help is for fat people and divorcées. This is how to deal with your problems when you have no problems. You’re welcome.
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Nice is Just a Place in France is a hilarious book, as long as you take the contents with a grain of salt. Every page teaches you (in a very satirical and unrealistic way) new methods and rules by which you should shape your life, in order to “win at basically everything.” The authors preface this book by exclaiming that it should not fall under the self-help category, but in reality, that is exactly what it is. They explain that they aren’t trying to teach people to be happy, but instead trying to empower woman by showing them how they can manipulate everyone and everything that stands in their way of being number one.
So funny & witty!
Love this book!
The book is not trying to give us advice on how to live a life.
But, it shows us the subconscious minds of “normal” people and how to behave when we knew that.
Hard to explain, so… read it!
Well. An uncommon book Nice is Just a Place in France is, to say the least. It is written with little to no censor, and at times of my reading it, I often found myself trying to take on the role of the editor of the story, or even the authors, whom fittingly go by the pen name, “The Betches.” As I took on said personas, I ran around a large city trying to find an editor that would even get past the first page of my story, which alone covered half the alphabet of swear words. Then I am the lone editor who thought this book to be the opportunity for a big break, so stressed by the mere thought of having to have this composition be under the name of my works one day, I down a bottle of Rose and get inking. I suppose that same bottle, but empty, is the reason why this book turned out the way it did, that, even in all its crudity, is one of the most entertaining and (semi) valuable reads of its time. It is becuase this that I would recommend it to just about everyone, my mom and Grandma being the few spared of the instructional novel, teaching people everywhere how to, “Be a Slut Without Being Easy” and “The Seasonal Rules of Tanning.”
This book was really entertaining and surprisingly made me think. Legally Blonde, Tucker Max, Eric Northman, When Harry Met Sally, Clueless, every pop culture reference in this book was fun. I actually did not think that I would finish this book, I thought this would be a kind of read one chapter/month book but these references along with funny chapters made it a one-week quick read! However, the last chapter left me on kind of a sad note…I mean, I just spent a whole book reading about your fabulous life and then you tell me that betches aren’t happy? Regardless, love it. Haha, fucking duh.
“While Nice is just a place in France, happiness will always be a foreign state of mind. But fuck it. Let’s rage.”
Going into the book I read a ton of reviews saying that this book was horrible, that it was rude and superficial. But you need to take into consideration the target audience. There’s a reason this book was in the Humour section, fucking duh. 5/5 This book was hilarious and I enjoyed every single page. So don’t be fat, and don’t be a slut, get black out drunk, do all the drugs, manipulate men (and marry a rich one) and you’ll get everything you ever wanted.
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